I might as well put one o' these things up here too, I s'pose!

I, lazer, play two characters: Larry Butz (brbdrawing) and Dick Gumshoe (ohaypal) from the game Phoenix Wright.

Have any problems with how I play these two? Too OOC for you? Done something you hate? TELL ME PLZ.

Have a question about them? Ask away! I am a plethora of knowledge.

Wanna tell me how much you love me? ♥♥♥♥ Do that too! I won't lie flattery is totally the best way to my heart.


Contact:

AIM// floppybot
MSN// sailus88[at]hotmail.com
E-mail// floppybot[at]gmail.com


None of those work? Just trying to get a hold of me? Comment here, I'll definitely find it when I get back.

Aw what, no more girl body? Man.

I'm gonna miss Britney and Lindsay, but I guess li'l Larry is good too.


I miss anything good?


EDIT: ..I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT. It's like.. uh..

naming a fat guy "Slim", or a tall guy "Tiny". C'MON NOW.

At least, I haven't had anyone comment on him before... daskjdhakh.


(( ooc: SORRY FOR MY ABSENCE OTZ

lets just say he's been in his room for the whole time. 8D; ))

Okwhat, now he's a zombie?

I'm so confused.


Also, EARNED A HOT BODY. I prefer this over roaches. This is awesome.


YOU MAY CALL ME LAUREN.

happy fun time happy fun time




ACTUALLY, ATTENTION ALL GUYS.

What did you name yours?

Mine are Britney and Lindsay.


(( I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I TOTALLY STOLE THIS QUESTION FROM NAPTIMEKTHNXBYE BUT IT WAS SUCH AN EPIC QUESTION. ))

Wait wait, someone died?

... Would that take us back or something? Because that kind of way out would suck.

Hey uh.. I may have tried to put in a hole for potential bathroom use in my apartment room. Since you know, it's uh.. lacking a bathroom.

and I may have dug the hole in the floor too deep.


So the second floor, third room maaaay have a hole in their ceiling now.


And I still have to peeeeee


EDIT:

Thanks man! I can't believe I never thought of using the window. I mean, pff, talk about obvious.

AWESOME, the roaches are gone!

Anybody know a way outta here? I mean, I'd love to stay and such, but.. y'know, Roxanne and stuff.


Though I do apparently have an apartment all to myself! It just.. lacks most everything.

AND SO IN THE END.. SANTA MANAGED TO GIVE A ROACHAMENT TO THE BIGGEST SCROOGE EVER.



Look at how much green he wears, man! Totally my little helper.

DON'T DOUBT SANTA, MAN, HE'LL GET'CHA.


SCROOGES STEP FORTH, SO THAT I MAY UNSCROOGE YOU.

HO HO HO HO HO.

As confusing as it is here, noone can say it isn't CHRISTMAS EVE.
The time for family, friends, food, snow, cold..

and of course

PRESENTS.


Also known as Santa's time to shine.




Here's Santa's present to all of you! One to each of you.


Santa also likes gifts. If you want Santa's praise, you should give him awesome things.

THE GLOVES ARE OFF, NOW.

DON'T CHALLENGE MY LOVE FOR ROXANNE-- SHE'S TOTALLY MY FOREVER-GIRL.

WE WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER.

SHE'S PROBABLY AT THE POLICE STATION RIGHT NOW LOOKING FOR ME. 'CAUSE SHE LOVES ME THAT MUCH.


OH ROXANNNNEEEEEEEE



ALSO, ACAR-BORATOR, YOU'RE FREAKING WEIRD.

I.. I discovered pants grew on trees.

I don't remember them teaching us that in school-- or maybe I wasn't paying attention when they said it...

I'm pretty sure they didn't mention pink grass either..

Or maybe they did.

BUT GREEN SKY?

...

I dunno, maybe they mentioned that too...

I guess I should've paid attention mo-- OH MY GOD THERE'S A HUGE ASDJKHSJKAHS IT'S IN MY PANTS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

Nick?

E-edgey?


I don't know where I am and the grass is pink and my door won't take me back to the bathroom and I don't have my pants and it's cold and and and


HEEEELP